All about me as of dec 11, 2009

Hi. Im Jan Leon Tan and I just discovered something today. Know what? Im abnormal. Let me enumerate the ways:
I get manicures and pedicures every week.
I secretly study at home and pretend that I'm cheating in school (so that i'll look cool).
I think I'm hotter than Jacob.
I use papaya soap.
I had my left knee peeled by my derma just last month.
I think salt is "maasim." (isnt't it?)
I think one of my gym buddies is "hawt." (Kevinn)
I dont sing in front of Katrina Tan who happens my ditsi's look-alike.
I sleep beside my mom on her bed and on dad's place. I cant sleep without her by my side. I get nightmares when she doesn't sing me lullabies to sleep.
Just last week, i rode inside a trunk of a car, my car. I let my friend drive around his village while i was inside the trunk sweating like im in hell. (oh yeah baby!)
Im in a loveless relationship right now (with a woman).
I suck my thumb before I go to sleep.
I eat pizza at least twice a week.
I regularly stalk people in facebook. (both gender)
I look like a big fat panda bear right now.
I curl my eyelashes every morning before I leave for school.
I cant stand it when someone touches my right ear.
My nose gets long when i don't lie so I always lie to keep it short.
I regularly get a third eye on my forehead after i fall asleep in class. I sleep in class almost everyday.
I secretly get kilig when Yen hugs me.
I had the best dream ever when I dreamed about a girl in a yellow gown.

Thats all for now December 11, 2009. Bow
PS My dad caught me doing this abnormality.