In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight. ( I just added this shit because the coolest man ever asked me to)
If you do not know my name.....
JUST PLEASE CLICK ON THE X SEEN ON THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER OF YOUR SCREEN.
Hi I'm Jan Leon Tan. (duh uh! I suppose you know me now.)
When I was in high school, the janitors in my school called me Jan Leon.
My friends, on the other hand, called me Panot. (Don't bother asking why.)
But as days go by......
My beautiful name evolved into different forms.
Today, people call me Leon, Leoney, PAnot, Panotski, Notpas, and finally....
Sexy-Whore-With-Receding-Hairline. (Screw you people calling me these awful sounding names.)
Oh! Before that it was simply JAN. (sounds better in my ears)
LEON!
I know it is unique.
I got my name from my dad. His name is Leoncio.
Leon is the filipino translation for lion.
Mind you, I never roar. I aint wild or load. I just like to keep to myself.
So instead of roaring.....
I would MIIIIAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW AND PPUUUUURRR like a cute cute putty tat.
Anyways......
The trash collecting company in Manila is called LEONEL WASTE MANAGEMENT. The company and I have the same vision - keep the streets clean. Yeahmen, treehugger here!
The pen I am using right now is LEONE. BEST PEN EVER. It is short and hard like..........Marvin's.
My ELECTRO professor's name is LEONOR. Yeah I know you dont care. But yeah whatever, you're reading it anyway!
One of Rizal's many chikadoodles is named LEONOR Rivera. Sounds like Leon or Rivera. WTF labo haha
If you play grand theft auto, the guy there is named Leone. ( not sure of this one)
In France, there is a city called Lyon where you can buy LEONidas chocolates. Cool eh?
BOW.
PS. Lion are still cats. We still purr or meow every once in a while.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
How to move on in 100 ways.
Here are sure fire ways of how to move on after a .............
(Second term school year 09-10)
1. Sing in the shower.
2. Go shopping.
3. Study hard, party harder.
4. Eat dried pickled mangoes.
5. Go to Tagaytay and get drunk.
6. Spend Saturdays with friends.
7. Smile a lot and actually mean it.
8. Put make up on.
9. Remove things from the past, literally.
10. Get an expensive pedicure.
11. Go to starbucks three times a week.
12. Cafe Breton and Haagen Dazs help,too.
13. Ask your mom to buy you a new desktop.
14. Go to Resorts World for the P88 breakfast buffet. (then get rejected because of baby face and no supporting ID)
15. Buy a brand new pearl white a la taxi Altis.
16. Chill at the Fort.
17. Watch The Ugly Truth five times. (I lust Gerard Butler.)
18. Eat pizza three times a week.
19. Eat at Italian Job. (super delicious new restaurant along Timog Avenue)
20. Have breakfast at Tazza Cafe before going to class.
21. Play pusoydos at Ervin's place.
22. Bet your white gold necklace and bracelet and IPOD and high school yearbook while playing the game.
23. Eat at agno for the first time and actually like. (then come back for more)
24. Stay in amphi until 9 in the evening. (wait for the La Salle to turn on the freakin Christmas lights.)
25. Shop some more.
26. Install blinkers for baby Altis.
27. Eat at Abe-where good friends dine. (for a close friend's despedida)
28. Go old school, have picture taken at Kodak.
29. Have driving lesson in baby Altis at night.
30. Run a 5km marathon at the fort and see SAMYG in person. (He is damn hot.)
31. Grab everyone's attention by wearing Nike blue rubber shoes.
32. Delete pictures of and with your ex.
33. Play basketball (MEsketball) and then pass the ball to your opponent when they told you so.
34. Cheer for basketball (MESketball) using the bells of Boys Night Out.
35. Cut your last class and watch 500 days of summer.
36. Breakfast at Tazza again.
37. Tell your deceased Grandma first that you split with your ex.
38. Breakfast at Tazza, AGAIN. (treat of a friend because he lost in last week's bet)
39. Take Valium in class. ( and then get a third eye in forehead afterward)
40. Cheat more in class.
41. Wink*
42. Get my left foot cut and stitched.
43. Get stressed in product launching week.
44. Get even more stressed during bazaar week.
45. Join Gateway bazaar.
46. Attend a family reunion in Tagaytay and roll down the hill with siblings, literally.
47. Go to Divisoria huhuhu - Katrina
48. Watch 500 days of summer for the second time.
49. Meet some random foreigner in a hotel in Makati.
50. Eat at the worst buffet ever - Tramway, elch!
51. Get a 5.5/10 score in driving.
52. See a guy friend's hot pink underpants.
53. Ride the LRT with flower behind your ear. (flower courtesy of amphitheatre)
54. Get stitches removed.
55. Play the sims2.
56. Make fun of your friend's high school grad pic. (Post it in Sj walk)
57. Make someone cry.
58. Watch wrestling videos.
59. While waiting for the stoplight to turn green, ask three street children to sing first before giving them alms.
60. Have your car window smudged by the street children.
61. Play rockband in RP when all your classes for the day become freecut.
62. Jump and dance while singing in the mic of rockband.
63. Inhale WARI and laugh and laugh and laugh for nothing. (Just like a normal person)
64. Treat friends at Omakase.
65. Play a plastic balloon.
66. Dance Jai Ho while ordering in starbucks.
67. Donate my starbucks planner to a friend.
68. Sell imported pirahnna for 5k a couple.
69. Go to Subic with friends right after class and eat at MEATPLUS.
70. Form a panot organization.
71. Watch new moon for free. ( I love you Jacob!!)
72. Play the abnormal game with my abnormal friends. (Grace vs Uno vs Xavier)
73. Ride at the trunk of my car. (and sweat like hell, oh yeah baby!)
74. Stay awake til 3 in the morning just to keep friend company.
75. Accompany a friend to the hospital for anti-cervical cancer shot # 3.
76. Burn Christmas songs in a CD.
77. Change password to keep safe from hackers.
78. Go to HongKong for christmas. Buy WARI there.
79. Get nipple piercing.
80. Avoid crying over spilled milk.
81. Scream when you see a coackroach.
82. Have a dead cockroach inside your wallet.
83. Cheat some more.
84. Punch buggy.
85. Buy 2 dozen roses for someone special's birthday.
86. Be engaged in a loveless relationship.
87. Watch the last full show of 2012 and get home around 2:30am.
88. Pinch someone.
89. Get my right ear touched.
90. Spot a doppleganger in my bedroom.
91. Hug Ashley.
92. Pohpoh Leroy - my clever little nephew.
93. Do not the dwell on the past.
94. Scream at your cousin.
95. Wear same color shirts with Yen for one whole week coincidentally.
96. Gain weight.
97. Eat Froyo.
98. Read the newspaper everyday and keep yourself updated.
99. Man a dumpling booth.
100. Find a panot friend to hang out with.
(Second term school year 09-10)
1. Sing in the shower.
2. Go shopping.
3. Study hard, party harder.
4. Eat dried pickled mangoes.
5. Go to Tagaytay and get drunk.
6. Spend Saturdays with friends.
7. Smile a lot and actually mean it.
8. Put make up on.
9. Remove things from the past, literally.
10. Get an expensive pedicure.
11. Go to starbucks three times a week.
12. Cafe Breton and Haagen Dazs help,too.
13. Ask your mom to buy you a new desktop.
14. Go to Resorts World for the P88 breakfast buffet. (then get rejected because of baby face and no supporting ID)
15. Buy a brand new pearl white a la taxi Altis.
16. Chill at the Fort.
17. Watch The Ugly Truth five times. (I lust Gerard Butler.)
18. Eat pizza three times a week.
19. Eat at Italian Job. (super delicious new restaurant along Timog Avenue)
20. Have breakfast at Tazza Cafe before going to class.
21. Play pusoydos at Ervin's place.
22. Bet your white gold necklace and bracelet and IPOD and high school yearbook while playing the game.
23. Eat at agno for the first time and actually like. (then come back for more)
24. Stay in amphi until 9 in the evening. (wait for the La Salle to turn on the freakin Christmas lights.)
25. Shop some more.
26. Install blinkers for baby Altis.
27. Eat at Abe-where good friends dine. (for a close friend's despedida)
28. Go old school, have picture taken at Kodak.
29. Have driving lesson in baby Altis at night.
30. Run a 5km marathon at the fort and see SAMYG in person. (He is damn hot.)
31. Grab everyone's attention by wearing Nike blue rubber shoes.
32. Delete pictures of and with your ex.
33. Play basketball (MEsketball) and then pass the ball to your opponent when they told you so.
34. Cheer for basketball (MESketball) using the bells of Boys Night Out.
35. Cut your last class and watch 500 days of summer.
36. Breakfast at Tazza again.
37. Tell your deceased Grandma first that you split with your ex.
38. Breakfast at Tazza, AGAIN. (treat of a friend because he lost in last week's bet)
39. Take Valium in class. ( and then get a third eye in forehead afterward)
40. Cheat more in class.
41. Wink*
42. Get my left foot cut and stitched.
43. Get stressed in product launching week.
44. Get even more stressed during bazaar week.
45. Join Gateway bazaar.
46. Attend a family reunion in Tagaytay and roll down the hill with siblings, literally.
47. Go to Divisoria huhuhu - Katrina
48. Watch 500 days of summer for the second time.
49. Meet some random foreigner in a hotel in Makati.
50. Eat at the worst buffet ever - Tramway, elch!
51. Get a 5.5/10 score in driving.
52. See a guy friend's hot pink underpants.
53. Ride the LRT with flower behind your ear. (flower courtesy of amphitheatre)
54. Get stitches removed.
55. Play the sims2.
56. Make fun of your friend's high school grad pic. (Post it in Sj walk)
57. Make someone cry.
58. Watch wrestling videos.
59. While waiting for the stoplight to turn green, ask three street children to sing first before giving them alms.
60. Have your car window smudged by the street children.
61. Play rockband in RP when all your classes for the day become freecut.
62. Jump and dance while singing in the mic of rockband.
63. Inhale WARI and laugh and laugh and laugh for nothing. (Just like a normal person)
64. Treat friends at Omakase.
65. Play a plastic balloon.
66. Dance Jai Ho while ordering in starbucks.
67. Donate my starbucks planner to a friend.
68. Sell imported pirahnna for 5k a couple.
69. Go to Subic with friends right after class and eat at MEATPLUS.
70. Form a panot organization.
71. Watch new moon for free. ( I love you Jacob!!)
72. Play the abnormal game with my abnormal friends. (Grace vs Uno vs Xavier)
73. Ride at the trunk of my car. (and sweat like hell, oh yeah baby!)
74. Stay awake til 3 in the morning just to keep friend company.
75. Accompany a friend to the hospital for anti-cervical cancer shot # 3.
76. Burn Christmas songs in a CD.
77. Change password to keep safe from hackers.
78. Go to HongKong for christmas. Buy WARI there.
79. Get nipple piercing.
80. Avoid crying over spilled milk.
81. Scream when you see a coackroach.
82. Have a dead cockroach inside your wallet.
83. Cheat some more.
84. Punch buggy.
85. Buy 2 dozen roses for someone special's birthday.
86. Be engaged in a loveless relationship.
87. Watch the last full show of 2012 and get home around 2:30am.
88. Pinch someone.
89. Get my right ear touched.
90. Spot a doppleganger in my bedroom.
91. Hug Ashley.
92. Pohpoh Leroy - my clever little nephew.
93. Do not the dwell on the past.
94. Scream at your cousin.
95. Wear same color shirts with Yen for one whole week coincidentally.
96. Gain weight.
97. Eat Froyo.
98. Read the newspaper everyday and keep yourself updated.
99. Man a dumpling booth.
100. Find a panot friend to hang out with.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
WhyYellow. Dec12.09
Today I realized how much I love the color yellow.
Why? Because I'm panot and I have every right to be f*cking unreasonable.
Just about 2 days ago, I gave my friend a yellow sporty bag as a Christmas present.
My dream is to drive my own yellow 458 Italia Ferrari.
I promised a friend of mine to buy her a yellow beetle as soon as i earn my own money.
I was wearing a yellow ODM watch the other day. (courtesy of Marga)
John Marvin Tan: "Yellow oh so bahow.. how how how the carabao that's flying somewhere over the rainbow"
Guess what? I am wearing a yellow shirt right now.
Yellow is the favorite color of my abnormal friend. ( you know who you are )
Yellow is Cory Aquino's signature color. (what the heck, how did she get in here)
Spongebob is colored yellow.
Yahoo Messenger logo has a yellow smiling face. (labo dude)
John Marvin Tan:"Btw, Chinese = Yellow. Oh So Yellow My White Marshmallow"
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I am spending my night in Tagaytay.
I am in my hotel room right now.
It is freezing outside. ( only if you're dumb enough not to wear your sweater hehe)
I want to enter the casino just across the hotel but apparently I am only 19. (turning 20 a month from now)
I enjoyed the "fellowship" session a while ago. ( Christmas is about relationship, forgiveness, and acceptance. --- according to BJ, the well-groomed speaker)
I enjoyed the dinner buffet even more.
I am feeling sleepy now.
I am with my younger brother. He is right behind me acting nerd.
I have to lie in bed and text til I fall asleep. (sorry buggy)
So long...
BOW.
PS. I am officially MR STARBUCKS. I won myself a P200 worth of GC for participating the trivia questions.
I know I sound weird.
Why? Because I'm panot and I have every right to be f*cking unreasonable.
Just about 2 days ago, I gave my friend a yellow sporty bag as a Christmas present.
My dream is to drive my own yellow 458 Italia Ferrari.
I promised a friend of mine to buy her a yellow beetle as soon as i earn my own money.
I was wearing a yellow ODM watch the other day. (courtesy of Marga)
John Marvin Tan: "Yellow oh so bahow.. how how how the carabao that's flying somewhere over the rainbow"
Guess what? I am wearing a yellow shirt right now.
Yellow is the favorite color of my abnormal friend. ( you know who you are )
Yellow is Cory Aquino's signature color. (what the heck, how did she get in here)
Spongebob is colored yellow.
Yahoo Messenger logo has a yellow smiling face. (labo dude)
John Marvin Tan:"Btw, Chinese = Yellow. Oh So Yellow My White Marshmallow"
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I am spending my night in Tagaytay.
I am in my hotel room right now.
It is freezing outside. ( only if you're dumb enough not to wear your sweater hehe)
I want to enter the casino just across the hotel but apparently I am only 19. (turning 20 a month from now)
I enjoyed the "fellowship" session a while ago. ( Christmas is about relationship, forgiveness, and acceptance. --- according to BJ, the well-groomed speaker)
I enjoyed the dinner buffet even more.
I am feeling sleepy now.
I am with my younger brother. He is right behind me acting nerd.
I have to lie in bed and text til I fall asleep. (sorry buggy)
So long...
BOW.
PS. I am officially MR STARBUCKS. I won myself a P200 worth of GC for participating the trivia questions.
I know I sound weird.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
All about me as of dec 11, 2009
Hi. Im Jan Leon Tan and I just discovered something today. Know what? Im abnormal. Let me enumerate the ways:
I get manicures and pedicures every week.
I secretly study at home and pretend that I'm cheating in school (so that i'll look cool).
I think I'm hotter than Jacob.
I use papaya soap.
I had my left knee peeled by my derma just last month.
I think salt is "maasim." (isnt't it?)
I think one of my gym buddies is "hawt." (Kevinn)
I dont sing in front of Katrina Tan who happens my ditsi's look-alike.
I sleep beside my mom on her bed and on dad's place. I cant sleep without her by my side. I get nightmares when she doesn't sing me lullabies to sleep.
Just last week, i rode inside a trunk of a car, my car. I let my friend drive around his village while i was inside the trunk sweating like im in hell. (oh yeah baby!)
Im in a loveless relationship right now (with a woman).
I suck my thumb before I go to sleep.
I eat pizza at least twice a week.
I regularly stalk people in facebook. (both gender)
I look like a big fat panda bear right now.
I curl my eyelashes every morning before I leave for school.
I cant stand it when someone touches my right ear.
My nose gets long when i don't lie so I always lie to keep it short.
I regularly get a third eye on my forehead after i fall asleep in class. I sleep in class almost everyday.
I secretly get kilig when Yen hugs me.
I had the best dream ever when I dreamed about a girl in a yellow gown.
Thats all for now December 11, 2009. Bow
PS My dad caught me doing this abnormality.
I get manicures and pedicures every week.
I secretly study at home and pretend that I'm cheating in school (so that i'll look cool).
I think I'm hotter than Jacob.
I use papaya soap.
I had my left knee peeled by my derma just last month.
I think salt is "maasim." (isnt't it?)
I think one of my gym buddies is "hawt." (Kevinn)
I dont sing in front of Katrina Tan who happens my ditsi's look-alike.
I sleep beside my mom on her bed and on dad's place. I cant sleep without her by my side. I get nightmares when she doesn't sing me lullabies to sleep.
Just last week, i rode inside a trunk of a car, my car. I let my friend drive around his village while i was inside the trunk sweating like im in hell. (oh yeah baby!)
Im in a loveless relationship right now (with a woman).
I suck my thumb before I go to sleep.
I eat pizza at least twice a week.
I regularly stalk people in facebook. (both gender)
I look like a big fat panda bear right now.
I curl my eyelashes every morning before I leave for school.
I cant stand it when someone touches my right ear.
My nose gets long when i don't lie so I always lie to keep it short.
I regularly get a third eye on my forehead after i fall asleep in class. I sleep in class almost everyday.
I secretly get kilig when Yen hugs me.
I had the best dream ever when I dreamed about a girl in a yellow gown.
Thats all for now December 11, 2009. Bow
PS My dad caught me doing this abnormality.
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